- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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KONY 2012

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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what do gay people eat?? food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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