- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Potato!

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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