How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Do you like apples? Yes

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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