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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Reverse psychology never fails.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

a jew walks out of a furnace

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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