- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Womens basketball

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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