What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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