- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Queens Park rangers

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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