What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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c-? men, C-men

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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