A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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balls

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Winter

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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