- Anti Joke

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

once you go black your credit goes wack

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Ain't idn't a word.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.