- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Robin, get in the batmobile

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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