- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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