- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Whats funnier than 24, 69

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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