What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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