- Anti Joke

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

Your mom is so nice.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag