whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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do you have a wife?

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Roses are red.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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