What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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I once did something.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Anti Joke

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