- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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