i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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9/11

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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