- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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