Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Im cute hehehee

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Dude man, I'm high...

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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