- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*