Tough crowd tonight...

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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