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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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