Come on children, don't dawdle.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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