Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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