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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

Charles Manson is innocent.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

I <3 Hitler

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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