If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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