Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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