An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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