Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

The Female Orgasm

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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