Horse with a chair on his head.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Thats what she said

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

I'm 4 and what is this?

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

what tall and looks like a jew?

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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