Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Chuck Norris Dies.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

* anti-punchline

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Women's Rights

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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