- Anti Joke

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.