How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Kefka > Sephiroth

Ian's mind Elevator music

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

ask me if im a door yes

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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