- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Nuneaton..

A seal walks into a club.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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