What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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