Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

why dont they make black forks

Chuck norris

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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