- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

I Have a Black Friend

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

i died. new product by steve jobs

A guy was beet by his wife.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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