Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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