- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

shut up kobe!

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

homosexuals are gay

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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