- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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