- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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