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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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