Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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