- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Get on the boat.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

save me from the nothing ive become

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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