Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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