- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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