- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Your wife died during the delivery.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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