- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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