- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

a black man did not eat chicken.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

What? Yes.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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