Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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im watching you..

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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