- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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