- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Republicans

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Kefka > Sephiroth

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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