What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

I forgot what i was gonna say

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

why dont they make black forks

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

I like your hair

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Dyslexia ruels!

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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