what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

why am I writing this...im bored

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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