A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Check out page 4016 :)

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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