Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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