im gay

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

What did Washington say to California? WC

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

adam hodgson !

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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