what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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