Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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I love you

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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