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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Daniel is a fag

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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