What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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kill yourself

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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i am and me is i

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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