- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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