i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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360 NO SCOPE

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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The EPA.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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