I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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