Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Ebola

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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Penis.

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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