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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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