- Anti Joke

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.