- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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