- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Neither did she.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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